10 Most Brutal Jokes From Netflix’s The Roast of Tom Brady

10 Most Brutal Jokes From Netflix’s The Roast of Tom Brady

The Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix was filled with unapologetic jokes about the GOAT’s professional success and marriage – these are the most savage jabs featured in the comedy special.

Brady chose to step down as the leader of a football team in order to take part in Netflix’s roast special, which aired this past weekend.

The list of roasters comprised of Kevin Hart, a few of Brady’s ex-NFL teammates, and a group of extremely hilarious comedians.

Similar to any roast, the majority of the jokes targeted his vulnerabilities and intimate aspects of his life, but there were a few jokes that absolutely stunned the audience. Therefore, let’s analyze the top 10 most brutal jokes from the Brady roast.

10. Deflategate

“What was truly deflated was my legacy. I have a strong desire for my ring. Even Drew Bledsoe, who was in the hospital, has a Super Bowl ring. Meanwhile, I have no idea who Nate Ebner is, yet he has three Super Bowl rings.”

During his time playing with Brady from 2005 to 2007, Moss is alluding to one of the most significant controversies of the quarterback’s career: Deflategate.

During the 2014 AFC title game against the Indianapolis Colts, Brady and the New England Patriots were fined for allegedly using deflated footballs. According to a report from the NFL, Brady was “at least generally aware”of the tampering and as a result, was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 season.

The Patriots were fined $1 million and forfeited two potential draft picks before the start of the same season.

Divorce from Giselle Bündchen

“Tom Brady, the five-time Super Bowl MVP with the most career wins and career touchdowns. He now has eight rings, after Gisele’s return of hers. The only decision more foolish than accepting this roast, was suggesting to your partner to try jiu-jitsu.”- Nikki Glaser

After 13 years of marriage and three children, Brady and Bündchen filed for divorce in October 2022. The couple remained tight-lipped about the reason behind their decision to split until Bündchen opened up to Vanity Fair in March 2023.

During the interview, the supermodel mentioned that Brady’s demanding football schedule and frequent absences were just one part of a larger issue. She explained that sometimes couples grow together, but other times they grow apart.

The reference to jiu-jitsu in the joke is based on Bündchen’s association with her instructor, Joaquim Valente. Their relationship started in June 2023, but it was not publicly revealed until 2024.

Friendship with Alex Guerrero

“Many people claimed that Tom and I frequently clashed. While there may have been some truth to that, it wasn’t entirely accurate. It was difficult to argue with Tom because he was heavily influenced by Alex Guerrero.”- Bill Belichick

Despite their reputation as the most accomplished coach and quarterback duo in the NFL, Brady and Belichick became known for their disagreement over one individual: Alex Guerrero.

According to an article published in The New York Times, Guerrero played multiple roles in Tom Brady’s life, including his spiritual guide, counselor, friend, nutrition advisor, trainer, massage therapist, and even family member. Their close relationship led to the development of the “TB12 Method,”a rigorous training program aimed at helping individuals live without pain and achieve peak performance.

Despite his initial reservations, Belichick ultimately decided to revoke Guerrero’s team privileges due to the tension between the two. This included prohibiting him from flying on the Patriots jet and limiting his access to only working with Brady in his Gillette Stadium office.

According to ESPN, the coach’s intention was to create distance in order to establish a clear role for Guerrero and set boundaries, as some players were beginning to believe that working with him was necessary to gain Brady’s favor.

7. Kim Kardashian Burn

“I am aware that Kim was scared to attend tonight’s event, not because of anything related to the event itself, but because her children are currently at home with their father.”- Tom Brady

Kardashian and Kanye West were married for six years and had four children before ultimately divorcing in November 2022 following a two-year long legal battle.

Despite initiating their divorce in 2020, signs of trouble first emerged in 2016 when it was revealed that the couple was no longer residing together.

Despite their tumultuous divorce, Kardashian and West were involved in numerous public arguments, including West’s accusations of infidelity against Kardashian and his concerning behavior just a month after their split. However, as co-parents, the former couple appears to be successfully navigating their relationship.

Buffalo Bills Loss

“Buffalo Bills fans have given themselves the nickname “Bills mafia”. I don’t understand how you can call yourselves the mafia. At least the real mafia has a ring you can kiss.”- Tom Brady

Despite Brady’s impressive seven rings, the Bills have yet to win a Super Bowl. They have appeared in four championship games, but have yet to claim the coveted trophy or ring.

5. Crypto Partnership

“Tom’s loss of $30 million in Crypto was also discussed. Nikki Glaser asked him how he fell for it, pointing out that even Gronk knew it wasn’t real money.”

Brady’s significant financial loss occurred when he joined forces with the cryptocurrency company FTX, which ultimately filed for bankruptcy in 2022.

The New York Times reported that, despite being given $30 million in stocks for promoting the company through TV ads and at their conference, the quarterback’s stocks became worthless after FTX went under.

4. Plastic Surgery

“Remember when we used to play together, Tom? You used to always shout, ‘Laser focus! Laser focus!’ Now it seems that’s what your plastic surgeon hears from you. Who’s laughing now, Tom? Probably not you, since your face is frozen and you’ve lost your sense of humor.”- Julian Edelman

The quarterback has faced allegations of undergoing numerous plastic surgeries throughout the years, leading to NFL fans giving him the nickname “Botox Brady”after his appearance in a promotional video for the league.

3. Two-Time Super Bowl Loss

“You will forever be known as Eli Manning’s subordinate.”- Will Ferrell

Despite being known as a Super Bowl winning machine, Brady’s most memorable defeat came at the hands of the New York Giants, led by quarterback Eli Manning.

Despite being undefeated throughout the 2007 season, the Patriots suffered a major upset in the NFL when they were defeated by the Giants with a score of 17-14. This loss was considered one of the biggest upsets in NFL history and was especially disappointing for Brady and the team to experience during the most important game of the season.

Aaron Hernandez

“During that time, the expectations for Patriots tight ends were not very high. They were expected to block, catch, and not commit any violent acts.”- Tom Brady

Brady and Hernandez were teammates for three seasons until the former tight end was ultimately convicted for the murder of Odin L. Lloyd following a nightclub altercation. He also faced charges for a double homicide in Boston, but was ultimately found not guilty.

Hernandez was found dead in his prison cell in Lancaster, Massachusetts, five days after being acquitted.

1. Benefits of Massage

“Tom joined the Patriot team and relocated to New England. On the initial day of training camp, the thin rookie boldly entered owner Robert Kraft’s office and declared, ‘I am the greatest choice your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’ – Jeff Ross”

In 2019, Robert Craft, owner of the Patriots, was accused of two misdemeanor counts of soliciting prostitution at a Florida spa. The spa’s surveillance camera footage showed that he had received sexual services from the workers, but he was not charged with human trafficking as that was the primary focus of the spa’s sting operation.

Craft ultimately entered a plea of not guilty for the charges and publicly expressed remorse, asserting, “I hold the utmost respect for all individuals and would never want to cause harm or dishonor. My values and character were greatly influenced by my beloved partner, who I was fortunate enough to have by my side for 50 years.”

Despite their close relationship, it was unexpected for Brady to react so strongly to Kraft’s remark. He responded on camera, saying, “Please don’t say that again.”

The Roast of Tom Brady can currently be found on Netflix. For those seeking additional viewing options, a variety of movies and TV shows are also available for streaming this month and can be added to your watchlist.

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