EA FC 25 players starting a new Club or Ultimate Team often seek the perfect team name to either entertain others or themselves. Here, we’ve compiled a list of 100 hilarious names that you can consider for this year.
We’ve all experienced that moment when you enter a game of Ultimate Team or Pro Clubs and the name catches you off guard. In EA FC 25, it will be no different.
Whether you prefer a clever pun or something a tad cringe-worthy, our collection will cater to your preferences.
Top Team Names for EA FC 25
Some of these names are originals that we have used in previous seasons, while others were creatively generated with assistance from ChatGPT—who seems to have a particular fondness for puns, we must admit. Not bad for an AI!
- Class on Grass
- Alisson Wonderland
- Cech Your Hard Drive
- Kanu Believe It
- Real SoSoBad
- Lallanas in Pyjamas
- Game of Throw-Ins
- Crouch Potato
- Victorious Secret
- Ctrl Alt De Laet
- No Kane No Gain
- Back of the Neto
- Pique Blinders
- Mane on Fire
- Deeney in a Bottle
- Giroud Awakening
- Flying Without Ings
- Are you serious?
- Net Six and Chill
- Neville Wears Prada
- Duckweed Control
- Panic at the Isco
- Rice Rice Baby
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Tea & Busquets
- Batshuayi Crazy
- Kiss My Pass
- Sons of Pitches
- Let’s Get Messi
- Show Me the Mané
- There are no blisters
- Blame it on the VAR
- Sterling Silver
- The Vardy Boys
- Messi Business
- Kepa Clean Sheet
- Murder on Zidane’s Floor
- Knockaert Blow
- N’Golo Locos
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Klopp Goes the Weasel
- Haaland Security
- Shakhtar Senseless
- Who Ate All Depays?
- Schürrle You Can’t Be Serious
- Klopp This Way
- You Kante Be Serious
- AC Me Rollin’
- Ruddy Hell
- Sons of Pitches
- Merteslacker
- Get the Klopp Outta Here
- Call Me Maybě
- Neuer Gonna Give You Up
- Barkley’s Nutmeg Stand
- Baines on Toast
- Lads on Toure
- Top of the Klopps
- Giroud Sandstorm
- Tikka Mo Salah
- Stirling Effort
- Firmino Cheese
- Kante Touch This
- Obafemi Martians
- Iniesta the Sight
- Diego Costa Coffee
- Lovren an Elevator
- Lallanas in Pyjamas
- Boom Xhakalaka
- Sarri Not Sarri
- Balotelli-Tubbies
- Game of Stones
- The Cesc Pistols
- Makelele and the Funky Bunch
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Ctrl Alt Defeat
- Oxlade-Chamberlain of Secrets
- Silence of the Lahms
- The Kouyaté Kid
- Run the Kewells
- Balotelli-tubbies
- Absolutely Fabregas
- The Neville Wears Prada
- Obi One Kenobi Nil
- Luke KyleWalker
- What the Ekotto
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Sons of Pitches
- Inglorious Bas Dost
- Right In the Feghoulis
- Blood Sweat and Beers
- Lahmageddon
- Xhaka Khan
- Krul and the Gang
- De Roon the World
- Dzeko and the Bunnymen
- Three Little Birds
- Sherlock Mahrez
- Let’s Get Fizzical
- Pepe Pig
- Captain Cook
- Klopp ‘Til You Drop
Once you’ve selected your team name in Ultimate Team, the next step is to choose a starter pack. Check out our recommendation for the best one to start with.
Our Recommendation
Zidane – an ICON in the game – inspired us when selecting our team name this year.
From the list above, we’ve decided to go with ‘Murder on Zidane’s Floor‘ for our Club this year on the news desk. If you read it with a hint of a French accent for humor, it might just take your mind off the fact that our striker is likely to miss several sitters in the initial games.
Now, you have plenty of options to choose from. Some are undoubtedly cheesier than others, but as many Ultimate Team and Clubs players are aware, that’s part of the fun of the game.
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