D&D 5E’s Worst Rules Prove We’re Ready for a New Edition

A new version of Dungeons & Dragons 5E is on the horizon and fans are criticizing some of the most nonsensical rules that have been present in the game for the last ten years.

Despite some frustrating rule oversights, D&D 5E remains the top choice for game balance among all editions. The close relationship between the fanbase and creators allows for quick resolution of any issues through social media within days.

Upon review by users on the D&D Reddit, it has been pointed out that there are certain flaws in the D&D 5E rules. Specifically, the game does not accurately portray a variety of animals, particularly cats.

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If you’re a cat in D&D, don’t fall (cat burglars are probably fine).

According to one user, cats suffer from fall damage if they fall from a height of 10 feet or higher, which can result in their automatic death due to their low hit points. Another user also noted that, despite being medium creatures, Centaurs are capable of riding warhorses.

According to a user, elephants are skilled at leaping in the rules of D&D. They not only possess the ability to jump, but they excel at it. For instance, a Web spell that covers a 20ft length and 5ft height on the ground can easily be cleared by an elephant. This is because they are capable of jumping the necessary 20ft distance and also have the ability to clear a height equal to 1/4 of their jump distance.

Players who wish to portray Neo from The Matrix face a disadvantage due to the game’s rules. Revolvers, lacking the necessary light quality, incur a penalty for dual wielding. Hand crossbows, on the other hand, can be easily dual-wielded despite requiring reloading between shots. However, the self-reloading gun, with its limited number of reloads, cannot be dual-wielded.

A different user replied, “I can improve upon that. Although they are lightweight, they cannot be dual-wielded because the ammunition property requires a free hand.”

The giff race, known for their love of guns and their hippopotamus-like appearance in the Spelljammer campaign setting, was also mentioned by a user who pointed out that while the giff have a swim speed, real hippos are not known for their swimming abilities.

The forthcoming release of the D&D Player’s Handbook will bring significant changes to the game’s character rules, including enhancements to classes and the introduction of new spells. While it remains uncertain if cats and guns will receive proper recognition, the launch date of September 17, 2024 is quickly approaching, providing eager fans with the opportunity to discover the truth.

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